Sun 26 May 2024  Few Tickets Left 

Date / Time

Doors 7:00PM
Start 7:30PM


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From $45

I am...

Cheap yet Expensive
Deep yet Shallow
Thick yet Thin

I’m Full of It. Are Youse?

We’re all a mass of contradictions.
Upyourselfness is the best psychological shield in a world that has gone crazy.

Right now there's an ugly bitch-fight happening between political correctness & freedom of speech.
It’s judgement day, every day, these days. Paranoia is the new black. And free speech comes at a price.
People are getting cancelled more regularly than a known carrier's domestic flights.
Walk thru the jungle of jargon and the hills of hilarity to find our way back to an individual’s true freedom - UPYOURSELFNESS

Of which, I myself, have a PhD.

“Effie still manages to shock and surprise her audience every time she opens her mouth, which is constantly.” - Patrick Macdonald, Adelaide Advertiser

Suitable for 15+. Warnings: Adult Themes & Sexual Drug References.